Map Name: Eyesore
Author:	Dr. Alcohol
Style:  there's a bfg in it
Physics: VQ3/CPM

INSTALLATION:
	Put the map in your baseq3 or defrag folder. To play it, choose it from the map selection menu or
	type '\map eyesore' in the console. If you do it backwards it will end up upside-down.

MAINTENANCE:
	Every thirty(30) days this map should be polished or waxed around the start and lava areas. This
	will prevent rust from forming when it rains.

TROUBLESHOOTING:
	Problem: This map is ugly
	Solution: Try setting r_gamma to 0

	Problem: There seems to be rust forming around the start and/or lava area(s).
	Solution: The map must be polished or waxed in these areas every thirty(30) days.
	          Delete the map and download it again.

	Problem: This map tastes like shit.
	Solution: This map is not for human consumption. Contact emergency services immediately.

	Problem: ?
	Solution: ?

I want to thank everyone involved with this map, including Greg Brady. If you see him, shoot him in the
fucking face.

Copyright(c) 2013 Dr. Alcohol. All rights reserved.
This map may be used for any purpose as long as the geometry is not turned 90 degrees, or any multiple
of 90 degrees, on any axis. Any questions regarding this restriction should be directed to my email.
This map was created to be a beacon in the night for those of you with grandma pains, bifocal teeth,
leash rash, tumors with eyes, and other physical deformities. It is in no way meant to reflect the
views of Warner Brothers Entertainment or any of its relatives, specifically Grandma.
It was my goal to become a rich person by incorporating advertisements into the map. However, it seems
that most companies are unaware of the advertising potential of Quake 3: Arena, and specifically the
DeFRaG modification. Therefore I was unable to fund this map via advertisement and had to resort to
selling crack on the streets. I am very proud and honored to present it to you. Here it is.
